2010 Fantasy Football Draft Guide

If you're a returning customer...you already know why you should buy this guide! You've kept it a secret from the rest of your league for YEARS now and they can't figure out how you make the playoffs every single season! I don't really need to try and convince you to purchase it...you already know the deal.

For you new visitors however...give me 2 paragraphs of your time and you'll just have to click that "Buy Now" button. Unless completely dominating the other members of your league on draft day isn't something you're interested in.

So how much is it? $12.95 for 130 pages jam-packed with fantasy football information! 130 pages without ONE single Ad! No trophies, no league ads, no draft board ads or some old fat dude telling you he can pick 98% of the games correctly for you this year. Just 130 pages of non-stop entertaining and informative fantasy football information! Skip the value meal and Starbucks for 1 day and get the guide instead!

Why order this? What's so great about your draft guide? I hear ya...if I was cruising a site and saw this I'd ask the exact same question. There are 100's of draft guides out there...so why are you special? It's simple...We won't bury you with needless crap info. There are guides out there that just try and shovel a crapload of useless stats on you and make you feel good. Really? Do you need to know that David Akers is 5/5 on Field Goals kicked at an 18.2 degree angle facing the East? F-Me! We give you the rankings, the cheatsheets, the meaningful stats you need to have a great draft. There is 130 pages of the underground info you crave. Not the magazine fluff nonsense, but the information from ffb players for ffb players. It's the underground rag that gives you a HUGE advantage over the nimrods buying the generic outdated magazines.

WE SEND OUT TWO FREE UPDATES! No, I'm not joking! On 1 July you get your draft guide. On 15 August you get a complete update to that guide! All new rankings, all new cheatsheets and all the injury and camp news you can handle. The stuff you ABSOLUTELY NEED on draft day. We're not some crappy magazine that was written in April. You know how much changes in training camp and the pre-season! So we hit you with not just 1, BUT TWO FREE UPDATES! On 1 September you get the last free update. It's like getting 3 draft guides for the price of one! You'll have the latest up-to-the-minute information landing in your inbox! It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Okay, so you give us good info without a bunch of crap and FREE UPDATES? That's it? If you've spent any time at our website, you know we deliver our fantasy football info in the most comical and sarcastic way possible! We don't want to bore the snot out of you with the same old mundane, "He's going to have a great year...blah blah blah.....he runs very fast....blah blah blah." That's just lame. Of the 100+ magazines out there I would say about 99.9 of them do that! They regurgitate the same vanilla rankings with the same played out write-ups. That stuff will put you to sleep. Why not have fun with your fantasy football info. Example:

Vanilla Magazine on Peyton Manning: "He's a great quarterback who should near 4000 yards and still has plenty of good weapons around him. This offense scores a ton so you can't go wrong drafting Peyton."

Our Draft Guide write-up: Snake’s Take: Death, taxes and Peyton Manning…the most consistent things on the planet. You know you’ll die someday, you know the government is going to force you to grab your ankles every April and you know Peyton Manning will throw for 4000 yards and 30 td’s every single season. He’s done it for a decade! What more proof do you need? Yet somehow, every draft season people are now letting him slide further and further. He’s not the “Flavor of the Year” so people swing for the fence with a trendy pick and pass on the surest thing since Pam Anderson on prom night. I won’t make that mistake and neither should you. IF he’s not at the very worst QB3 on your board you should straight slap yourself right now. Seriously, stroll on over to the mirror, rapidly move the palm of your hand to your cheek and say “Trix are for kids!” Thanks.

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Here's more of what you'll get inside:

QB Cheatsheets

RB Cheatsheets

WR Cheatsheets

QB Quick Charts

RB Quick Charts

WR Quick Charts

QB Projections

RB Projections

WR Projections

QB Sleepers

RB Sleepers

WR Sleepers

QB Profiles

RB Profiles

WR Profiles

TE Cheatsheets

Rookie Rankings

IDP Cheatsheets

TE Projections

Rookie Projections

IDP Mock Drafts

TE Sleepers

Mock Rookie Drafts

IDP Player Rankings

TE Profiles

Rookie Profiles

IDP Sleepers

What's Inside?

Over 250 Player Write-ups: The sarcastic, comical and informative write-ups for over 250 players.
Top 100 : Top 100 players overall racked and stacked the way we'd draft them.
Value Sheet: Who we see as high value and overrated picks.
Player rankings : Position by position rankings with our sarcastic commentary and complete player profile.
Monster Cheatsheets: Offensive and IDP cheatsheets. Dynasty, PPR and Re-draft.
IDP rankings : Our individual defensive player rankings with the same humorous write-ups you've come to love.
Dynasty rankings: For those of you in the Dynasty format where the future really counts!
College player top 50: See who's coming into the league in next year's draft.
Auction values: In an auction draft? We got your $'s.
Player projections : Stat projections for all players.
Schedule Grid : We break down high scoring and low scoring match-ups all on one neat schedule grid.
Sleepers and Busts : We'll tell you who you want to snag in those later rounds to bring you the title and who you want to avoid like the plague.
Training Camp Battles : Who to watch for that golden sleeper
Impact rookies : Who's this year's hot draft pick you want on your squad? We'll tell you.
2010 Rookies: A quick glance into the crystal ball of those rookies we'll see in 2010
Playoff Gold mines : Don't forget to see who has the cake schedule during playoff time.
Match-up analysis : Breakdown of passing and rushing match-ups (ex. ??? faces 11 bottom 10 rush D's)
Fantasy league schedule maker : Easy charts for you to make your league schedules
Blank Roster Grids : Empty roster sheets for you to fill at your draft.
Player stats : The last 3 years fantasy points per game.
Bye week grid : A nice neat grid to see who is off each week.
Strength of Schedule : We break down who has the cake-walk and who's in deep kimchi.
Offensive Line Rankings : Do I really need to explain this one?
Mock Draft: We at PA will conduct a dog-eat-dog mock draft.
College Fantasy Football Cheatsheet: Over 200 college players racked and stacked for fantasy leagues.
Top 50 College Football Players: Great for looking ahead to next year's draft.
Snake's Power Sheets: A one-stop shop ranking players and giving you all the info you would want on draft day about each player in 1 convenient sheet (bye week, O-line rankings, playoff schedules, projections, etc.)
Snake's "Drafting From The Pools" Drafting Strategy + PA's Pools: This one alone is worth more than the price of admission. I went back to the lab to crank out a draft strategy that will land you in the money every time! You bring this one set of sheets with you on draft day, drink a few beers and enjoy your run to a championship. You can thank me in January. This one alone is worth the $9.95!

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